1. |
In The Onion Cellar
10:21
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Welcome to the Onion Cellar
We size you up at the door
If you look like you belong here
The doorman will show you in
Walk down five concrete steps
To a three square foot landing
Turn right and down four more
Where a bearded young art student greets you
Points to a sign reading “Please pay later”
You will pay later.
Under the acetylene lamps
You sit yourself on a wooden crate
Covered with a burlap sack
A clean plank table before you
No bar, no waiter, no menu
The host ceremoniously
Wraps a shawl around his shoulders
Wicked basket dangling from his arm
Hands the patrons wooden cutting boards
In the shape of a pig or a fish
Distributes freshly sharpened paring knives
And presents each one of you with your onion.
Your onion.
Look at it...all brown and dry
With layers of skin around it.
At the signal...wait for the signal
At the signal you all start peeling
Until your onion is glassy, green,
Whitish, damp, and water-sticky
And the smell permeates the room
It's getting thick
In unison, each customer
Starts to chop their onions up
You feel your eyes begin to burn
The whole room is blind with tears
And you feel the weight of years
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
Cry for the evil things you saw
Cry for the evil things you’ve done
Cry for the deeds you were once so proud of
Cry for your regret, cry for your shame
Cry for all your hidden sins
Cry for your swastika pins
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
CRY YOU BASTARDS CRY
And when the tears subside
Everyone begins to talk
And when the tears subside
People start to tell the truth
Everyone looks at each other
And spills out all their secrets
And you can’t keep it in anymore
Then the band begins to play
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2. |
Clean Install
03:13
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Please shut down your terminal
Your files are all corrupted
The firewall you bought last month
Came bundled with spyware
Clean install, clean install
Pull the plug, kill the bug
Ugly clowns with glowing eyes
Are frozen on the monitor
The voice of Gilbert Gottfried
Reads the words of Tucker Carlson
Shut it up, shut it down
Turn it off, turn it on
I want a diet of our own
Cut the crap right to the bone
Audit the whole world and then
Wipe it clean and start again
Robbed by gangs of psychopaths
On the highway to Utopia
Roadblocks everywhere we turn
We must be getting somewhere.
Going out, going up
Going through, coming home
Time to purge this bloated cache
Of garbage from your system
Do away with all this pointless
Psychic constipation
Clean install!
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3. |
Burn Pit (Two Words)
03:23
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Plastics, rubber, chemicals
Medical waste in toxic pools
Toss it all in a pit
What should the soldiers do with it?
Burn, burn it all in the burn pit
Cover your base with caustic smoke
Desert wind shifts, the soldiers choke
Occupying troops from the USA
They’re all volunteers anyway
Sick, sick from breathing the burn pit
Oh you may not get blown up
And you may not get shot
But your breath has grown shallow
And your body is riddled with cancer
Mysterious ailments
Confound the authorities
Who could have predicted
It’s all a bizarre surprise
Another pack of lies
Casualties of a war of choice
Burning lungs and lives destroyed
Radio screams let freedom ring
God bless the troops all the people sing
Burned, burn them all in the burn pit
And the flags keep flying
The kids keep dying
And glory reigns and the nations swell with pride
And the poison rises
And spreads around
And God is great and righteousness abounds
Without a sound.
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4. |
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Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
Ahhhhhhhh
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5. |
Noise In My Head
04:30
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Penetrating enervating
Aggravating agitating
Glitching grinding hairy coughing
Never ending nerve wracking mindblowing
Noise in my head!
Irritating percolating
Ventilating free associating
Strategizing improvising
Randomizing paralyzing
Noise in my head!
Ah, my head is full of noise
I can’t even hear myself think half the time
It’s a racket
Howling clatter
Stripping gears
Mindless chatter
Slow down
I’m trying to think, oh well
Incoherent manifestos
Penetrating our brains
Screeching tornados of bullshit
Green grass of the insane
Jibber jabber shatter battle
Yabba dabba doomsday
Buzzing at a 60 cycle
Humbug firebug anthill
Noise in my head
War god raw dog
Dank meme bad dream
Silent primal scream
Wide wild world of nothing
Noise in my head
What do you do with a head full of noise? (Drop it!) Drop it? (Drop it!) Drop that noise (Put it in the trash can. Push it out and shift to ambiguity) Ambiguity, gonna go for some ambiguity (The ability to deal with ambiguity is a sign of mental health. Everybody knows that.) Yow, I never heard that before, oh yes I did. I'm ambiguous! It's a paradox. I've heard it many times in the noise in my head. But it gets lost in the noise, what can I do? (Well, you just have to get it that all things are true and false at the same time, despite what they try to tell you in logic. Logic says no two things are the same at the same time, because logic is a forced division. However, it works very good if you want to organize chaos. The ability to deal with ambiguity is a sign of mental health.) I'll turn the noise in my head into music. (Nice idea.) I'm gonna turn it into music. (That's a good idea because that's creative, and in a creative world you can do anything.) Oh, what a relief.
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6. |
Thunder Sticks
04:23
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Rod of iron, big bad stick
God guns gold, revelation kicks
Killing machine makes a man feel big
His rights are protected by powdered wigs
Stores and schools, theaters and clubs
Second amendment’s here to blow you up
Going commando, talking war
If you lose your kids you can always make more
American murder paradise
Podcasts tell you it’s time to fight
Patriots with a job to do
Dressed to kill, the enemy is you
Liberty is a precious thing
Spill that blood, let freedom ring
Terror propaganda, true crime
Superpower has lost its mind
Battle royale civil war
Endless trauma, we’ve seen it before
Act like the problem is so hard to solve
Constant distraction, someone else’s fault
Shower the bodies with thoughts and prayers
Jesus loves you and nobody cares
The price of liberty won’t be fixed
Because you can’t take away those sacred thunder sticks.
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There was a boy, a very disenchanted boy
He leaned on a fencepost and he said to himself
This life sucks. I gotta get out of here.
He needed to get out. He needed to get out.
He had to leave the farm. He had to leave the farm.
It was driving him crazy. There was a real world out there.
He had to leave the farm. He had to leave the farm.
It was driving him crazy. There was a real world out there
That wasn’t reflected in anything he saw around him
He had to leave the farm.
Now, there’s nothing wrong with the farm, per se
When he got older he started to appreciate
That he had a farm in his past
Bringing up sunflowers from the garden
They started like flowers, then they dried up and got heavy
You’d set up in the garage & you’d pull the seeds out
Just bruah ‘em with your hand, the seeds would come loose and fall right out
And you’d place them in a pan, and bake them in the oven
Break them out of their shells one by one, chew ’em up, it was pretty good
FOOD COMES OUT OF THE GROUND
FOOD WALKS AROUND IN THE FIELD
FOOD AND DEATH SURROUND YOU
YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT LIFE & DEATH ON THE FARM
Cutting up a carcass on the weekend
You’re chopping steaks, you’re chopping scraps to make homemade sausage
We had steers, pigs, we had lambs even, one time we tried a goat
Didn’t like it, fortunately my dad didn’t either
Otherwise we’d have been slaughtering goats all the time
We had chickens, my grandfather used to chop their heads off
We had ducks, they were easier to pluck,
We had geese, they used to attack you
Like they knew what was in store for them.
We learned anatomy with our knives on that big table.
Tomatoes, cucumbers, green beans, yeah we even had kale
Berries, carrots, lots of carrots, lots of potatoes
Pumpkins, butternut squash, onions
But garlic never grew.
FOOD COMES OUT OF THE GROUND
FOOD WALKS AROUND IN THE FIELD
FOOD AND DEATH SURROUND YOU
YOU LEARN A LOT ABOUT LIFE & DEATH ON THE FARM
It’s all from the earth
You had to feel sorry for the ones
Who only see it wrapped up in plastic
If you don’t know the truth, you’ll be a baby forever
But still…he had to leave the farm, he had to leave the farm
He didn’t wanna be a farmer, no way
You gotta get up early, you gotta pay attention
Monitor the water
You gotta weed and weed and weed
You gotta till and till and till
You gotta kill and kill and kill
It’s the balance of nature
Yeah, it’s a hassle, but I’m grateful
It was a hassle, but I can’t say I’m not grateful.
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8. |
Downtown
03:04
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Well I wonder sometimes
What part you picked for me
In this B-grade movie
That’s supposed to make Hollywood history
I’m dead to the world
And the world is dead to me
And I can’t seem to understand
Anything I see
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down
Well I roll down the shades
And I roll up my sleeves
And I pray and pray for something
That will bring me to my knees
I’m dead to the world
And the world is dead to me
And I can’t seem to understand
Anything I see
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down, down, downtown
Goin’ down
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9. |
Genocide Sideshow
04:42
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I am a hammer
You are a nail
I am a harpoon
You are a whale
If I keep fighting
I’ll never fail
American history
On a miniature scale
Atrocity for atrocity
Rubble from the river to the sea
Blow vs blow and fear vs fear
Just keep bombing
Till the problem disappears
Act of revenge against an act of revenge
Against an act of revenge against an act
Of revenge
They don’t respect you unless you’re tough
If they’re still mad you didn’t hit them enough
And round and round we go
It’s the genocide sideshow
War without end, amen
There’s only one thing
Both sides agree on
The people calling for peace
Are trying to spoil the fun
We hate each other
But we hate them more
How dare they stand in the way
Of this righteous war
Inconvenient people
In a human zoo
Why do they hate us
Boo hoo hoo
Collective punishment
Never worked before
The only solution
Is to do it more
And round and round we go
It’s the genocide sideshow
War without end, amen
And round and round we go
It’s the genocide sideshow
And where it all ends
You don’t want to know
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10. |
I.W.M.
11:04
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Every night we watch the news
Explanations from the experts
Endless legal convolutions
Complications in the cases
Conspiracies and crimes committed
Right before our very eyes
Bots and clowns keep blowing smoke
Jabbering how they’re not woke
Regulations still apply
All the chickens come home to fry
And we wait and wait and wait
For karma and retribution
(I'm not talkin' about that guy who says "I am your retribution"...)
Trying to guess the motivation
Trying to understand the reasons
Ill will motivation
Ill will motivation
What’s it all for?
What do you get?
Why? Why anyway?
They might say…
For the money
For the drama
For the twisted pleasure
Of watching another suffer
For the god you made up
From a book you don’t read
For the power
For the glory
For the liberty
For the freedom to follow the leader
Into battle
For that guy? Or that one? Or that one? Or that woman even?
Are you joking? Did your mamas drop you on your heads?
For comfort, for security
For the combination to the great big lock
That protects us
From the other, from the stranger
From the faceless desperate crowd
That the greasy little man on the TV set
Loves to yell about
For the team, for the squadron
For the greatest show on Earth
For the greatest story ever told
For the laugh without a smile
For the joke that doesn’t work
Unless you hate the same target
As the man who tells the joke
As he dances with his fists
Like some evil clown
Like some idiot disco thug
So insufferably smug
He tells his minions:
You’re a winner, he’s a loser
You’re a winner, she’s a loser
And the enemy is always clear
Stand up on the field
Don’t take a knee
Unless of course you’re kneeling to the boss
You’re so free!
Well…that’s ill will motivation
We have something better than that
We've got the music, we've got the art
We've got the culture, we've got the color
We've got the people.
Well they state their intentions up front
Plans for relentless misery
New ways to rob us blind
In exchange for a brand new scapegoat
Ah, we all want scapegoats, don't we?
Manufacturing fresh outrages
Same old hate with a new coat of paint
Brand new bag of the usual crimes
New crusades to hide behind
Justice is always around the corner
But there’s always another corner
We’re turning every corner
Because we are motivated by empathy, and that’s healthy
Try empathy, it’s a lot more healthy, you might live longer, you might feel better
They say you don't have empathy
THEY'RE LYING.
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11. |
Brand X
02:26
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Should I shut down this crap
Should I delete this app
Manufactured consensus bots
Astroturf forget me nots
What am I doing here
Why am I reading this
Pull the lever take your pellet
Respond to stimulus
Endless supply of stupid names
Everything they say’s the same
Dunning Kruger hate is the drug
Dumb as dirt Insufferably smug
White water raft on the River Styx
Searching for an angry fix
Flag waving blue check dicks
Cheapen everything we worked for
What am I doing here etc
How dare they?
How dare you?
Another elitist
Thinks he has a big brain
Sees something cool
And decides it needs him
To wreck it, to break it
To break his own reputation
Hey man we thought you were cool
Then you exposed yourself
Addicted to rage, feeling so righteous
The alternatives are safe but boring
No satisfaction either way
But I don’t like this provocation
What am I doing here
Why am I reading this
Pull the lever take your pellet
Respond to stimulus
On Brand X
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12. |
No More Stress
03:36
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No more stress
No more stress
No more stress
No more.
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13. |
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1, 2, 3, 4
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16
Inhale, hold, exhale
Breathe in, count to four
Hold, hold
Breathe out slowly
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Burnpit San Francisco, California
Burnpit are a mysterious band from an unknown location who let their most troubled emotions out on Ear Candle Productions.
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